“Social Distancing” Lesson One: Weaponizing Bad Breath
Nothing says social distancing like murderous breath. Commit this lifesaving motto to memory: Stinky Breath Today, Keep Coronavirus Away! Bad breath buys you – AT A MINIMUM – a three-foot buffer zone. I’m not sure where the whole six-foot buffer zone came from, but it makes sense. The average American isn’t six feet tall, so […]