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“Social Distancing” Lesson One: Weaponizing Bad Breath

Nothing says social distancing like murderous breath.  Commit this lifesaving motto to memory: Stinky Breath Today, Keep Coronavirus Away! Bad breath buys you – AT A MINIMUM – a three-foot buffer zone. I’m not sure where the whole six-foot buffer zone came from, but it makes sense.  The average American isn’t six feet tall, so […]

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