I just watched Shark Tank, and someone used the word “adroit.” The word caught my attention. I immediately stopped trying to confabulate some contraption to appear on Shark Tank and make my fortune. I thought to myself, ‘I need to start using that word. It’ll make me sound smart.’
So, that’s my new plan.
First, I had to do some research, and by “research,” I mean, I had to find out what the word meant. I was surprised to discover that that word has nothing to do with droits. (Which is, believe it or not, a REAL word! I immediately ruled out ever using the word, “droit,” because I didn’t think using it would make me sound smart. A “droit” sounds like a creature that lives under a bridge.
But I digress. Back to adroit.
It turns out that the word “adroit” has French origins. It’s actually the French word for bunion, as in, “I need to see the podiatrist about removing this enormous adroit.” Just kidding!
I asked Google to tell me what it meant, and it said: skillful, nimble, clever.
Not to shock anyone, but Alsea Elementary School never got around to adroit. Our teachers were all too busy threatening us with extreme bodily harm. That or I missed that day.
I’m now in the planning stage of using my fancy new word. Here’s what I have chambered so far:
On my next visit to the podiatrist, I’m going to casually say, “Doctor,” (Yeah, I know he’s not a real doctor, but he likes it when I call him that), “Doctor,” I’ll say, “I’m hoping you can use your adroit skills to remove this bunion.”
If things go smoothly, I’ll move on from there, maybe to my optometrist, and then on to real doctors. If things DON’T go well, I know one thing –
I’ll feel like a complete droid.