Like you, I have been watching too much tv lately. And now that all the dead people have finally mailed in their ballots for “Good ‘ole Joe,” Wolf Blitzer can get back to hyperventilating over Covid-19. This is important, because after a mere two million hours of coverage, the media is sensing that we, the […]
Thank you for fulfilling your patriotic duty of gaining 15 pounds during the Covid-19 lockdown. On behalf of the United States of America, we honor your service… and your appetite. You are now an official member of the Covid-15 Club. Carry those extra pounds with pride. You’ve earned it. Unfortunately, your knee joints are members […]
Whale watching is a safe activity. At least, I always thought so, until a whale tried to kill me. Let me explain. The Oregon coast is a great place to watch whales. My family has a beach house in the little town of Depoe Bay. Locals and tourists enjoy standing along the seawall and gazing […]
Learning how to adapt to the “new normal” has been a challenge for everyone. Oliver the Cat is no exception. In fact, it has weighed heavily on his mind. So heavily, he realized he needed to take immediate action to resolve this issue. And by “immediate action,” of course, I mean take a seven-hour nap. […]