I was BORN to shelter in place. I dream of sheltering in place. It’s not 1832. We’re not huddled in a freezing “Soddy” on the plains of Western Nebraska. We’ve got Netflix, for crying out loud! While I’m on the topic, here’s my take on the whole “hoarding” thing – According to official verified statistics […]
Nothing says social distancing like murderous breath. Commit this lifesaving motto to memory: Stinky Breath Today, Keep Coronavirus Away! Bad breath buys you – AT A MINIMUM – a three-foot buffer zone. I’m not sure where the whole six-foot buffer zone came from, but it makes sense. The average American isn’t six feet tall, so […]
I haven’t been tested, but according to the internet, I have the Coronavirus. I’m not 100% sure. How could I be? I am 99% sure. Here is how I know – First, I Googled “early Coronavirus symptoms.” The internet told me the three most common signs were: Cough, Fever and Respiratory Difficulty. I do not […]