{"id":1518,"date":"2018-11-15T11:58:27","date_gmt":"2018-11-15T19:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jocularious.com\/?p=1518"},"modified":"2022-10-28T17:02:18","modified_gmt":"2022-10-29T00:02:18","slug":"people-balls-hanging-off-trucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jocularious.com\/?p=1518","title":{"rendered":"I Can’t Figure Out What Is Different About This Truck"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was stuck behind a pickup recently. I’m not sure why, but this truck
\nseemed incredibly masculine. I thought that perhaps it was the style
\nof the bumper. But on closer inspection, the bumper seemed quite ordinary \u2014<\/p>\n

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Then, I thought it might be the license plate. But what\u2019s more
\ngender-neutral than a Hawaiian license plate? It\u2019s got a rainbow on it
\nfor goodness sake. Take a look \u2014<\/p>\n

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So that wasn\u2019t the reason.<\/p>\n

I just couldn\u2019t figure it out. I was baffled.<\/p>\n

Then it struck me! Somebody had hung a pair of balls on it !<\/p>\n

BALLS!<\/p>\n

BALLS on their truck!<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s pause for a moment and consider this. Someone \u2014<\/p>\n

A. Decided that hanging a pair of balls on their truck would make an appealing statement about himself.<\/p>\n

B. Invested the  time to find AND BUY a pair of balls. (Where would you even shop?) Does Amazon carry truck balls? Would Amazon ever even consider marketing such a crass and tasteless product? OF COURSE IT WOULD!  Here is but a small sample of the plethora of truck balls available RIGHT NOW on Amazon.com\u2014<\/p>\n

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(And, as you can see, they are surprisingly affordable.)<\/p>\n

And,<\/p>\n

C. Fastened them securely to his truck. (I assume that when this
\nperson attaches his balls, he does so securely. I don\u2019t see him taking
\na chance that his balls might fall off.)<\/p>\n

Where does a person like this work? I don\u2019t want to spread any stereotypes, but I\u2019ll spread a couple of stereotypes. I have a difficult time believing he\u2019s a hairdresser. I also have trouble believing he\u2019s a
\nflorist. But hey, what do I know. Maybe truck balls are a trend in the
\nhairdressing community.  Maybe there are rows of truck balls lined up in hairdressing parking lots.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m pretty sure that everyone who has the misfortune of following a pair of these boys is thinking the same thing.  This truck doesn\u2019t seem fully \u201cintact.\u201d  The [slang word for the famous male body part that starts with the letter \u201cD\u201d] is missing. Please allow me to disabuse you of this notion.  These trucks are 100% fully \u201cintact.\u201d  The D*** is there all right.  He’s driving the truck.<\/p>\n

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