How I Survived Vietnam AND Accentuated My Man Boobs

As I have previously emphasized – I am a tourist, not a “traveler.”  Tourists sit in air-conditioned buses eating caramel corn.  “Travelers” hike through bug-infested river trails before sitting down for a hearty meal of barbequed goat gallbladders.  As I write this, I am preparing to depart Vietnam where I came to attend a wedding.  […]