There are times when we must admit we’ve failed. For me, one of those times is now. I have failed. I need to admit it. I’m sure you’ve already guessed my great defeat, but I’ll say it anyway. – My recent campaign to promote chain smoking has failed. In fact, I’m not aware of a […]
Medical professionals agree that if you want to be healthy, you need to do three things. First, eat right. Second, exercise. And third, chain smoke. Doctors recommend a bare minimum of two packs a day. If you think I’m making this up, you’re wrong. It’s based on scientific research. Doctors have known about the benefits […]