Why You Should Start Smoking Cigarettes Immediately

Medical professionals agree that if you want to be healthy, you need to do three things.  First, eat right.  Second, exercise.  And third, chain smoke.  Doctors recommend a bare minimum of two packs a day.  If you think I’m making this up, you’re wrong.  It’s based on scientific research.  Doctors have known about the benefits […]

How to Enjoy a Smoke Free Casino

I recently attended a professional conference near a large casino.  Naturally, I was drawn like a moth to the flame.  I decided to drop by and make a small donation to the cause.  After all, at least it would buy me the privilege of sitting on an uncomfortable stool and damaging my retinas for a […]