By Jack Edwards Dr. Oz says that my telomeres are fraying, and he’s very worried about them. This “fraying” is apparently caused by stress. Sadly, now that he has alerted me to my telomere fraying problem, I have discovered a whole new level of stress. Let me explain. Every Monday I read a column in […]
Life can be stressful. Thankfully, there are a number of healthful ways to combat this stress, like exercise, eating well, and taking a daily regimen of psychotropic medications. (FDA approved, of course.) If we can be certain of anything, we can be certain that the health of the nation is the number one priority of […]
A monumental problem has perplexed citizens of the United States for three decades. That is, of course, how to find a cup of coffee for under three bucks. But the Starbucks’ racketeering scheme is not the focus of today’s column. Today’s column is about hospital emergency rooms. Let’s begin by breaking down the meaning of […]
My New Year’s resolution is to be more tolerant. I am going to celebrate diversity, even if it makes me vomit. Case in point, my sister. I was recently helping her move some stuff out of her car when I came across a bottle filled with yellow liquid. My first reaction: My sister has turned […]