Finally, our long national nightmare is almost over. I am speaking, of course, of being forced to hear Official Cable News impeachment commentators tell us 1,000 times a day that the only beverages allowed on the Senate floor are water and milk. For the record, I don’t buy that load of FAKE NEWS for a […]
I’m NOT the only one pondering this critical question. So is Oliver the Cat. Here is Oliver doing some serious pondering (shortly before heading off to victimize a helpless bird) – Whether you think the Democrats or the Republicans have gone off the deep end and are [insert your choice: 1. Evil, 2. Insane, 3. […]
I’ll admit it. The title of this column is just a fantasy of mine. I do enjoy imagining, however, that somewhere out there, perhaps south of the Mason-Dixon Line, one lonely peach-obsessed farmer discovered mid-impeachment hearings that the entire hubbub had nothing to do with peaches. Sadly, not only did it have absolutely nothing to […]