The Great Toilet Paper Heist
We renovated an entire cottage, installed new floors, upgraded appliances… but the real threat to our success?
Toilet paper bandits.
Tag: funny
The Absolutely True Story of the World’s Most Evil Veterinarian
I shamelessly stole this story from a friend who I will refer to for the purposes of this column as “Bo.” This is because his true, accurate and legal name is Bo Mackey. Bo told me this story in confidence, so please, whatever you do, keep it to yourself. It is now my favorite story. […]
Top Three Funny Things About Being the Victim of a Smash and Grab
By Jack Edwards I know what you’re thinking. With all the humor that a smash and grab creates, why limit the list to three? Well, I’ve got to draw the line somewhere, and I need to reserve time to sweep up the glass and get the repair estimates. So here’s the story- My daughter, who […]
Gold Rush: Living Room Couch Edition
By Jack Edwards I’m not going to point fingers, but there are people who think there is no difference between men and women (aside from a little plumbing). To these people, I have two words: Are you completely insane? Wait, that’s four words. My error. I meant these two words: Gold Rush. Gold Rush is […]
Why You Should Own a Dog
By Jack Edwards Dog owners say that one of the best reasons to own a dog is that it motivates you to go out and walk. I finally realized why my wife doesn’t want to own a dog. She doesn’t need one. She walks me. As similar as I may appear to the average labradoodle, […]
My Stupid Column
By Jack Edwards This week’s Jocularious.com column takes on a very sensitive subject. A subject that many readers may lack the emotional fortitude to digest. No, the subject is not obesity. (I felt the need to point this out because I was concerned the word digest might mislead you in a gastrological direction.) This week’s […]
The Guy’s Guide to the Perfect Wedding
By Jack Edwards The wedding season is rapidly approaching, and as I’m sure you ladies have noticed, all us guys are DEFCON 5 excited. This is, of course, because it signals the beginning of trout season. Recent Harvard studies show that 97% of guys would rather spend a Saturday trout fishing than going within 100 […]
No Alibi
By Jack Edwards If I ever rob a bank, I’m not sure how I’ll go about it, but I am sure of one thing. After my getaway, I will not be stopping by the Alibi Tavern for a cold one. Recently, I was away on a business trip. I drove by a joint called the […]
Rent a Chicken
By Jack Edwards I’ve heard of rented mules. In fact, rented mules are quite famous. We’ve all heard the old adage, “Beat it like a rented mule.” I have never, however, heard of a rented chicken…until now. Kathy Matheson, with the Associated Press (an organization heralded for its cutting-edge investigative reporting in the field of […]
A Billion Here, A Billion There
By Jack Edwards I hate it when I misplace my keys, so imagine how the Pentagon must have felt when it misplaced $1.3 billion. As in, “Hey guys, where in the heck did we put that $1.3 billion?” You know how you put 20 bucks in your wallet, and then a few days later you look […]