My daughter and her husband had to take a quick trip to Oklahoma (State Motto: “We eat steak three times a day.”) This meant we had to immediately implement our version of the “Pony Express.” In our case, the “Doggy Express.” Milo the Dog lives in Portland. I live 100 miles south in The People’s […]
Fearing the worst, Milo the Dog took a moment from licking his privates to draw up a contingency plan to survive the COVID-19 crisis. Here are a few takeaways: 1. “First things first,” said Milo, “dogs can’t contract the coronavirus. So at least there’s that.” He continued, “Apparently, cats can get COVID-19.” “Good luck, Oliver!” […]
Milo the Dog ventured south from Portland this week to enjoy some “me time,” in Eugene. For those of you who don’t speak dog, “me time” is doggy language which translates to “pee time.” It’s a time to pee on new and exciting things – birch trees, box plants, landscape ornamentals, and distracted neighbors. Oliver […]
I am OFFICIALLY calling on the United States Commerce Department to launch an “all out investigation” into the devious and patently unfair marketing strategy (i.e. “scheme”) of one of our nation’s preeminent industries. I think you know what industry I’m talking about. I also think you agree with me that this industry has been “coddled” […]