You Say Vigilante, I Say Freedom Fighter

By Jack Edwards I dream of raising up an army of freedom fighters.  A steely-eyed, formidable force to step to the front line.  No, not to free a foreign people. No, not to rescue the starving masses.  A united, committed group of citizens to enforce a few simple rules upon which  I’m sure we can […]

Secret Travel Tips for Cheapskates: LA Edition

Every city has a major landmark.  St. Louis has a giant Arch.  San Francisco has the Golden Gate Bridge.  And Los Angles has the Smog.  The special thing about LA’s landmark is that it cannot only be seen but experienced.  This experience alone is reason to visit the City of Angels. And Los Angles is […]

Hostage Crisis Day 114

Note: My Jocularious.com column this week takes on a serious subject.  The terror of hostage taking.  Grab a box of tissues and read further at your emotional risk.  Hostage ordeals take a terrible toll on everyone involved.  The fear, the uncertainty, the mounting anxiety.  Each passing day a nightmare.  Don’t think for a moment that […]

Zombies Shocked Pre-existing Condition Not Covered By Obamacare

By Jack Edwards I have the same question about Obamacare as everyone else.  The same overarching question that is (no GOP pun intended) the elephant in the room.  The question that the Obama Administration has thus far refused to answer.  That question, of course, is whether Obamacare will cover the preexisting condition of being a […]

Three Secrets to Successfully Confronting an Ugly Baby

I have never served in the military.  I have never experienced the nightmare of fighting for my life in hand-to-hand combat.  But I have experienced my share of struggles.  Not of the least among them is the unspeakable horror of confronting an over-exuberant parent brandishing an ugly baby.  Okay, save the lecture.  Yes, I know […]

China’s Diabolical Panda Plan to Conquer the World

By Jack Edwards I’m no conspiracy theorist, and millions of loyal Jocularious readers trust me to limit my reporting on rumors to those which meet a strict standard, otherwise referred to as “marginally reliable.”  That said, I must now break a national, indeed, an international story that will send shockwaves through US-China relations, as well […]

Whole Foods Market Answer to Xanax

Life can be stressful.  Thankfully, there are a number of healthful ways to combat this stress, like exercise, eating well, and taking a daily regimen of psychotropic medications.  (FDA approved, of course.)  If we can be certain of anything, we can be certain that the health of the nation is the number one priority of […]

Like a Starbucks Latte with that Heart Attack?

A monumental problem has perplexed citizens of the United States for three decades.  That is, of course, how to find a cup of coffee for under three bucks.  But the Starbucks’ racketeering scheme is not the focus of today’s column.  Today’s column is about hospital emergency rooms.  Let’s begin by breaking down the meaning of […]

Three Simple Steps to Jolt the Winter Olympics Back to Life

I think I speak for everyone when I say that the winter Olympics have become rather humdrum.  And I also think I speak for everyone when I say the remedy is to return to the fundamentals of good solid entertainment.  And by fundamentals, of course, I mean violence.  In fact, with the exception of women’s […]

Tips for Lying – Lesson 1

Every major civilization and religion throughout history has frowned on lying.  And I wholeheartedly agreed – generally speaking, that is.  Nevertheless, I was taught that if you are going to do something, do it well.  Take pride in it.  Give it 100%.  It is in this spirit, we begin Lesson 1. Whether you are 14 […]