{"id":2059,"date":"2020-04-03T10:16:32","date_gmt":"2020-04-03T17:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jocularious.com\/?p=2059"},"modified":"2022-11-25T10:38:13","modified_gmt":"2022-11-25T18:38:13","slug":"study-finds-people-who-subscribe-to-humor-blogs-are-smarter-richer-and-better-looking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jocularious.com\/?p=2059","title":{"rendered":"Study Finds People Who Subscribe to Humor Blogs are Smarter, Richer and Better Looking"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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A newly released research study conducted by Harvard scientists has found that people who subscribe to humor blogs are 77% more likely to be smarter, richer, and better looking.\u00a0 As a bonus, the study also notes that subscribers have fresher breath.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In a magnanimous effort to be fully transparent with you, my loyal readers, I need to make one disclosure: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I no longer have my copy of the actual study.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is due to a tragic circumstance beyond my control:\u00a0 Milo the Dog ate my copy of the article.\u00a0 No, I am not making this up.\u00a0 Milo ate the article.\u00a0 As a result, you\u2019re going to have to either try and find a copy of this study on your own, or better yet, take my word for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s Milo in the picture above. He’s on the left looking guilty. (His cousin, Melvin, is on the right. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some of you may be mildly suspicious of my claim.\u00a0 I understand your skepticism.\u00a0 Readers have reported to me that they cannot find this study.\u00a0 And frankly, this concerns me, especially, because they say this in a tone that implies I\u2019m lying.\u00a0 I am NOT lying.\u00a0 The reason this study has gone missing is obvious.\u00a0 You\u2019ve probably already guessed it.\u00a0 Yes, one word: China.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Red China has had it out for freedom loving humor writers since the Communist Revolution.\u00a0 Why did you think they created all those reeducation camps?\u00a0 Let me put it this way.\u00a0 The People’s Republic wasn’t exactly encouraging a lot of belly laughs within those barracks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Look people, I<\/em><\/strong> am not saying that humor blog subscribers are smarter than the average Josephine.  Harvard Educated Scientists are saying it.<\/em>  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Take this\nsimple quiz to find out if you should be subscribing to a humor blog \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Are you\nsmarter than the average ignoramus you\u2019re forced to deal with on a daily basis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Are you better looking than the average slob with a face like a ham sandwich.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Are you\nricher (or would you be richer if it weren\u2019t for all the international\nconglomerates and \u201cinsider\u201d currency manipulators) than the average Dollar\nStore clerk?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you answered \u201cYes\u201d to any of these questions, you are a narcissist and should be heavily medicated.\u00a0 The good news is that you are also the PERFECT person to subscribe to a humor blog.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But the question then arises.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where can I\nfind a humor blog?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Got a moment?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please do me a\nfavor and comment and share!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also, consider\nsubscribing – It\u2019s free!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s a Three\nMinute Vacation for your Brain<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

______________________________<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And-<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Check out these great\nbooks:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Seven Rules for\nthe College Playground –<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/buff.ly\/2IqXxgn<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seven Secrets You\nNeed to Know to Hire the Right Lawyer –<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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